Blood Elf Mage, BlackWatch Guild, World of Warcraft

[Guild] [Nymerya]: [Figurine - Demon Panther] what the deuce?
[Guild] [Mooabunga]: The quest leads you to find the Demon Cougar, which summons a rather attractive older woman

[Party] [Seasmoke]: i got vision dust flying out of my asshole!
[Party] [Seasmoke]: POOF

[Party] [Luxe]: our cat did that whole hunch up and drag her ass across the carpet thing
[Party] [Luxe]: left a poo streak about a foot long
[Party] [Aedora]: i can do that, i'm not impressed

[Party] [Luxe]: we were here once before. there were all kinds of tanking tricks, none of which you correctly performed.
[Party] [Aedora]: what!?
[Party] [Aedora]: oh wait, i remember this guy. i have been here
[Party] [Aedora]: this is the one where i died on all the bosses

[Guild] [Aedora]: anyone want to join us for a 5 man?
[Guild] [Aedora]: mind you, we're badass enough to pull off a 4 man, but if some useless hack wants to tag along

[Guild] [Akuji]: /grabs package and squeezes fervently

[Party] [Aedora]: i've fought teen-aged girls tougher than that guy
[Party] [Luxe]: you've fought teenaged girls?
[Party] [Aedora]: and knocked their asses out!

[Party] [Aedora]: i can't really remember this boss
[Party] [Aedora]: don't stand in the fire?
[Party] [Aedora]: or do, i wash my hands of it
[Party] [Seasmoke]: Die gloriously!
[Party] [Aedora]: I'm gonna do spirit fingers

[Party] [Xael]: When we come back up, Aedora pick up the adds, then dps aoe them down
[Party] [Aedora]: too much to remember. I'm calling this Tank N' Spank

[Party] [Aedora]: we should start a new guild: The Corporal Onion's Good Company Spleen Band

[Guild] [Azurp]: i wish i had boobs
[Guild] [Azurp]: boobs win a lot of ppl over

Aedora has died.
[Party] [Aedora]: so this is how it ends
[Party] [Aedora]: remember me, for I knew thee

You have entered Grim Batol.
[Party] [Aedora]: "My god, man. That's a grim butthole."

[Party] [Mactabilis]: God my dps sucks. Thank Dalby I'm with you guys

[Party] [Aedora]: when did you ding 85 smoke?
[Party] [Seasmoke]: when i was damn well good and ready

[Party] [Aedora]: btw, mac... [Drake of the North Wind]. i'm just sayin
[Party] [Aedora]: i'm gonna go stand outside the AH on it for half an hour or so before going to bed
[Party] [Aedora]: if the drake drops on slabhide i am gonna need on it too
[Party] [Aedora]: then drop group and guild and server

[Party] [Seasmoke]: My new weapon is like canned liquid awesomeness in spray form
[Party] [Seasmoke]: I am going to use it for my dps alternative lifestyle
[Party] [Aedora]: I accept your alternative lifestyle

[Guild] [Mattarius]: I still have more balls than you
[Guild] [Malkavious]: Having them in your mouth doesn't count as having them

[Guild] [Johnnysako]: if you were pvping with me Xael, that poor bastard I was grouped with would NOT have lost every BG he was in!

[Guild] [Xael]: i have bloodlust!
[Guild] [Rathekrel]: bloodlust is overrated
[Guild] [Xael]: i am Xael, the unrated version
[Guild] [Rathekrel]: all that means is more cuss words and singing, and the word boobies pops up more
[Guild] [Aedora]: not really, just means unrated. I've been pretty dissapointed with the unrated versions before.
[Guild] [Aedora]: "this version has a scene where he takes out the garbage!"
[Guild] [Aedora]: and I can't even tell the difference between bad santa and badder santa

[Guild] [Ryeth]: falling off a cliff while running from something that's killing you, still kills you

[Guild] [Brawnizzle]: Bextra drools in her sleep
[Guild] [Brawnizzle]: I'm tellin ya. It's like curling up with a St Bernard

[Raid] [Brawnizzle]: HD porn?
[Raid] [Aedora]: i want to see some blueray porn
[Raid] [Brawnizzle]: gross. I like to leave some things to the imagination
[Raid] [Brawnizzle]: imagine all the shaving bumps and blackheads
[Raid] [Brawnizzle]: some things REQUIRE imagination
[Raid] [Necrö]: airbrush ftw
[Raid] [Aedora]: can you airbrush video?
[Raid] [Aedora]: affordably?
[Raid] [Luxe]: the Avatar of porn
[Raid] [Luxe]: takes 10 years for a single anal shot
[Raid] [Aedora]: and breaks a beelion dollars

[Guild] [Ellectra]: u wanna do what?
[Guild] [Trezadin]: i just wanna make you preggo
[Guild] [Evironrage]: raiding ell's uterus?

[Xanos] has earned the achievement [Don't Look Up]!
[Guild] [Xanos]: grats!
[Guild] [Xanos]: thanks!
[Xanos] has left the guild.
[Luxe] has earned the achievement [On Metzen!]!
[Guild] [Luxe]: If ya'll don't grats me, I'm leaving this guild
[Guild] [Holynutz]: HOLY SHIT GRATZ!!! plz dont leave us =P
[Guild] [Luxe]: alright, but i have my eye on you
[Guild] [Tam]: your good eye?
[Guild] [Luxe]: mah brown eye
[Guild] [Holynutz]: ok this is getting hawt
[Elegy] has earned the achievement [Good Grief]!
[Guild] [Holynutz]: GRATZ!!! don't /gquit

[Party] [Luxe]: Elegy joined the guild? I remember her. She has much better gear than I do. I may have to secretly poison her to reestablish my dominance
[Party] [Aedora]: If you try to apply poisons, you may find your dps suffering even more. This is a rogue only talent.
[Party] [Luxe]: Damn her and her clever ways.

[1. General] [Slooth]: i miss your whispering eye
[1. General] [Unpolite]: can i put my staff in your mana pool?

[Guild] [Xael]: FD is not something you only use to save your ass when you pull aggro
[Guild] [Carnalfury]: I FDed JUST before I pulled was down as he walked to me
[Guild] [Dezzy]: you should just FD at the start of the fight and wait for loot

[Raid] [Kyvia]: im jerkin it furiously to pix of you Xael

[Raid] [Luxe]: afk tea
[Raid] [Aedora]: afk something much better to drink than tea
[Raid] [Aedora]: because wtf...tea?
[Raid] [Xael]: afk self touching
[Raid] [Xael]: just kidding. i don't go afk for that

To [Aedora]: ne
To [Aedora]: ehat d
To [Aedora]: ehat d
[Aedora] whispers: ?
To [Aedora]: that was a bad moment in kiting
[Aedora] whispers: LOL I thought it was some kind of joke. i was like...whoa, this is beyond me

[Raid] [Xael]: This wait brought to you by...the makers of Dezzy. Dezzy for those inconvenient, raid-delaying moments. Great for the whole family!
Dezzy licks Xael.
Dezzy licks Xael.
Dezzy licks Xael.
Dezzy licks Xael.
Dezzy licks Xael.
[Raid] [Xael]: I'm going to put you on ignore, even if it does feel good.

[Raid] [Luxe]: fantastic. everyone here is naked
[Raid] [Aedora]: not everyone here looks good naked. some of us are...rotting
[Raid] [Sina]: =(
[Raid] [Aedora]: oh not you sina. you're barely rotting at all
[Raid] [Aedora]: i didn't even notice
[Raid] [Aedora]: seriously, it's like you haven't been dead for more than 10 years

[Raid] [Shadowbender]: did u guys win?
[Raid] [Xael]: if by "win" you mean "get owned" then we won in fantastic fashion
[Raid] [Acabar]: Didn't hurt much
[Raid] [Acabar]: ok maybe I can not see out of an eye any more but oh well

[Raid] [Aedora]: sorry for my complete lameness, i'll be giving out handjobs after the raid as an apology

[Raid] [Acabar]: is only there was disert
[Raid] [Sevryn]: english motherfucker, learn it
[Raid] [Grundom]: isn't mother fucker two words?
[Raid] [Acabar]: you know what i meant.. shit. cannot type, spell, raid, watch TV, and eat fish. something has to give.

[Party] [Seasmoke]: Am I healing this?
[Party] [Aedora]: No, heal on the next boss. Just throw obscene insults at this one.

[Guild] [Xael]: [Xael] has earned the title [Admiral of the Failboat Fleet]!

[Raid] [Necrö]: almost had him
[Raid] [Lyniraa]: Got him right where he wants us

[Raid] [Aedora]: phone
[Raid] [Xael]: it's me, calling to tell you to get back in the raid

[Raid] [Xael]: i cannot speak for anyone else, but i died from running out of health

[Raid] [Arwyndel]: dezzy killed me
[Raid] [Dezzy]: on purpose!
[Raid] [Arwyndel]: that makes me sad, would you like to go for a ride in my motorcycle later dezzy?
[Raid] [Dezzy]: of course i would
[Raid] [Dezzy]: we going to make out point?
[Raid] [Dezzy]: i can send dalby pictures before i die
[Raid] [Arwyndel]: oh it will be a nice ride

[Raid] [Shøgun]: i went on a mission back in the day. for jesus. door to door.
[Raid] [Shøgun]: before i found beer and learned to love it
[Raid] [Shøgun]: well, that and hookers

Xael has demoted Dalby to Just Uber.
[Raid] [Xael]: group up on dalby. you can't miss his big ass
[Raid] [Castabone]: i was ok touching dalby's ass...til i got a handful of dangleberries

[Raid] [Therightwing]: i blame dezzy for not healing me through getting 1 shotted. you should have been prepared
[Raid] [Castabone]: speaking of fail, how's your love life Theri
[Raid] [Therightwing]: pretty fail, i think i might have a quiet romantic date with a shotgun in the near future

[Guild] [Aedora]: you keep saying your mage is your new main
[Guild] [Necrö]: yeah once he is 80.
[Guild] [Necrö]: leveling takes a long time if u never leave dalaran

[Aedora] whispers: sorry i didnt answer, had a sudden afk poop

[Raid] [Necrö]: the first ulduar boss is doable by a bunch of druid hippies stoned out of their tree playing one handed

[Raid] [Castabone]: that's it, i'm joining a Peruvian flute band

[Raid] [Shøgun]: Michael Jackson was a great man. i played naked twister with him many times when i was young

[Raid] [Xael]: Carnalfury can't lead us there. He'll get us all killed. I've seen him crash a brand new corvette into a tree.
[Raid] [Carnalfury]: like hell you have
[Raid] [Carnalfury]: it was a Mustang...and it was a building
[Raid] [Carnalfury]: now it's a Vette...the mustang is no more 🙁
[Raid] [Shanatan]: that bulding came outa nowhere!

[Raid] [Shøgun]: you don't want a girl to toss your salad if your brown star is tainted
[Raid] [Shøgun]: not if you really love and care for her
[Raid] [Shøgun]: my carmelita estralla is always sparkly clean

[Guild] [Dezzy]: Texas is so flat and fucking boring.
[Guild] [Dezzy]: easy road construction though...straight and long.
[Guild] [Therightwing]: that's how you like your men too, what a coincidence
[Guild] [Dezzy]: yeah, too bad you're short and indented

[Raid] [Aedora]: this weekend, i got a playboy in the mail with olivia munn on the cover, but then she wasn't nekkid in the mag
[Raid] [Aedora]: it was a rollercoaster ride of emotions

[Raid] [Xael]: I can't remember the phases of this fight, so I can't explain it
[Raid] [Grundom]: phase one is I'm going to die, and then we'll wipe

[Guild] [Xael]: I'm so going to eat dinner with an option to get high after!

[Raid] [Shanatan]: wtf? my roll was higher, why did he win?
[Raid] [Xael]: he had more karma than you
[Raid] [Shanatan]: so...what was the point of the rest of us rolling?
[Raid] [Sevryn]: if he would have rolled a 1 and you a 100, you could have won
[Raid] [Xael]: 235 + 67 > 215 + 77
[Raid] [Necrö]: math crits raid for over 9000

Vengerax takes [Vengerax's Minion] and gets a room.

[Raid] [Xael]: group up
[Raid] [Castabone]: nut to butt...rocket to socket
[Raid] [Grundom]: inside the behind

[Raid] [Grundom]: I hate west coast people.
[Raid] [Necrö]: why because our balls dont fall off at 9:30?

[Aedora] whispers: i have found a new love
To [Aedora]: taco flavored kisses?
[Aedora] whispers: ambien, crfuncghed yo drubj sine beer abd sine oit tigetber
To [Aedora]: wtf?
[Aedora] whispers: thta made sense as ai tiypded it, now=
To [Aedora]: I cannot decipher this, you must be extremely fucked up
[Aedora] whispers: staying awake o 10mg ambien+ the green bud, + beear = wine
To [Aedora]: I'm calling 911

[Guild] [Xael]: sometimes i don't like you, necro
[Guild] [Necrö]: but why not?
[Guild] [Toothygrin]: oh oh! let me answer this one!
[Guild] [Toothygrin]: Cause you got that sideways colon over your o and it's hard to cybor you

[Guild] [ToothyGrin]: I'm in love with a man
[Guild] [ToothyGrin]: a man named Jesus
[Guild] [ToothyGrin]: I'm gay for Jesus
[Guild] [Moomooguru]: im sure Jesus appreciates it
[Guild] [Caramrod]: indeed i do

[Raid] [Xael]: i went and got some pudding. bill cosby always seems really happy when he talks about pudding. i thought maybe it would make me happy too.

[Raid] [Aedora]: if i had a mic, you'd see i have a voice like velvety sateen
[Raid] [Aedora]: sateen is a thing, right?

[Raid] [Aedora]: wtf? i died! he hit a girl!
[Raid] [Aedora]: and by wtf i mean Wally to Frank

[Raid] [Necrö]: come to conservatory of life
[Raid] [Necrö]: its so nice here
[Raid] [Necrö]: im sure all those creatures are friendly

[Raid] [Xael]: touch yourselves for a few minutes while we wait for folks to log on
[Raid] [Therightwing]: ill be touching myself now and for the whole of the raid
[Raid] [Aedora]: already there, done, and zipped up again

[Aedora] whispers: all the pharmaceutical grade opiates and beer means i luv you atm especially acutely

[Raid] [Necrö]: still on a waiting list for a mic. canada. takes awhile.
[Raid] [Seasmoke]: and the instructions are in french...

[Aedora] whispers: whsisper xael to suck a dick and concentrate on the head area.
[Aedora] whispers: exactly as that
[Aedora] whispers: don't include the typos though

[Guild] [Viciousgrin]: i love my cock. that's why i polish it so often, to keep is shiney

[Aedora] whispers: you are owning on the bosses. like you walk away with a deed to a part of each of their asses.

[Guild] [Shøgun]: xael's my hero and my lover
[Guild] [Nymerya]: *cry* i thought i was the only one
[Guild] [Xael]: i might be a whore
[Guild] [Nymerya]: i feel so cheap
[Guild] [Shøgun]: but he can breathe through his nose...

[Raid] [Necrö]: what kind of fisher price comp is aedora running to reboot for over 10 mins?

[Raid] [Xael]: i want to see everyone back, buffed and ready to go in 5 mins. it should not take us 15 mins to get ready.
Xael goes offline.
[Raid] [Castabone]: i wonder if it would be a bad idea to bring up to Xael he is not back and ready in five?

[Raid] [Dezzy]: i miss my group mates..../cry
[Raid] [Therightwing]: they dont miss you and your suck dps though
[Raid] [Dezzy]: hahaha!!!
[Raid] [Dezzy]: oh...

Grundom buffs everyone to a glossy shine.

[Raid] [Necrö]: gimme a min my chinese farmer is finally online
[Raid] [Grundom]: how many chinese does he farm?
[Raid] [Aedora]: you should always let your chinese lie fallow every other year
[Raid] [Aedora]: they produce higher yields that way

[Raid] [Shøgun]: they make lifelike famous and anonymous vaginas in impact resistant travel tubes

[Party] [Brawny]: My grandfather was named Stacey. And he named his son Stacey. And my father named his oldest son Stacey...
[Party] [Brawny]: Then when I was born, he wanted to name me Christy. Like with a Y at the end.
[Party] [Brawny]: My mother said, you cannot name your youngest son Christy, Stacey. Don't you remember what it was like in high school?
[Party] [Brawny]: So I was named Chris.

[Aedora] whispers: and i'm pretty sure that the feds can no longer bust people for pot crimes in pot-legal medical states
To [Aedora]: eh?
[Aedora] whispers: lol
[Aedora] whispers: mt
To [Aedora]: ah
[Aedora] whispers: that's what i was just whispering, but i whispered the whole thing to Luxe on accident
[Aedora] whispers: damn it!
[Aedora] whispers: im too high to do this!

[Raid] [Sevryn]: I'm getting a wierd bug. Everytime I die, I turn into a female angel. I get a message that says I've lost Patron status and gained Matron status. When I rez, I get it all over again, in reverse.
[Raid] [Sevryn]: tons of spam
Sevryn dies.
[Raid] [Necrö]: Initiating Sevryn Tranny Ritual.
[Raid] [Necrö]: Your [Harry Ballsack] has been removed.

[Guild] [Xael]: game faces! bitches!
[Guild] [Aedora]: 😮
[Guild] [Aedora]: is that a good game face?
[Guild] [Miorel]: i thought that was the sex face
[Guild] [Aedora]: naw, that's :/

[Raid] [Evironrage]: I have thought about it and decided you need to shut the hell up

[Party] [Evironrage]: ok i am done after this apparently
[Party] [Evironrage]: so says the woman of the house
[Party] [Luxe]: well trained
[Party] [Evironrage]: i want to get laid :p
[Party] [Luxe]: that's our most effective training tool

[Party] [Seasmoke]: afk, frosty beverage
[Party] [Seasmoke]: back, and frosty
[Party] [Aedora]: brb, frosty beverage
[Party] [Luxe]: after aedora gets back, ill get my frosty beverage, then evi you can go
[Party] [Seasmoke]: damn sure glad i went first

[Party] [Seasmoke]: that was messy.
[Party] [Evironrage]: kind of like birth there
[Party] [Evironrage]: messy painful but exciting
[Party] [Luxe]: i think i wet myself
[Party] [Seasmoke]: i think i wet Luxe!

[Guild] [Evironrage]: SOB MOFO*(&)(*&)(&!!!! I CANT FING OMG

[Party] [Aedora]: well, hell, i forgot to invite you.
[Party] [Luxe]: dick
[Party] [Aedora]: i was a dick. now im ok
[Party] [Luxe]: former dick
[Party] [Aedora]: reformed dick
[Party] [Seasmoke]: now you're a pussy
[Party] [Aedora]: i cry
[Party] [Luxe]: pussy

[Hotbish] whispers: how much for a hand job?

[Party] [Aedora]: i got so scared my quest log came up

[Party] [Aedora]: i don't remember much about this guy. he does some stuff
[Party] [Aedora]: and we do some stuff to not let him do it
[Party] [Aedora]: we all freak out for a while every now and then. i cant remember why
[Party] [Aedora]: and that's about it. ready?

[Party] [Luxe]: Loken looks cool. Sitting there will his chin on his hands, tapping his fingers.
[Party] [Aedora]: he looks a little bored with us. i don't think he's properly scared.
[Party] [Seasmoke]: he should be tanked right on the anus, so that he gets the fuckin message
[Party] [Luxe]: i think he's contemplating string theory and buxom viking blonde women who are 12 feet tall
[Party] [Xael]: i like the way you think
[Party] [Xael]: in fact, i like the way he thinks

[Party] [Seasmoke]: Those shoulders are ugly. like a turd covered in burnt hair
[Party] [Aedora]: if i ever drop a deuce looking like that, i'll need anal reconstructive surgery and an exorcist

[Party] [Aedora]: Warsong Hold is pretty badass
[Party] [Aedora]: I feel the might of the horde when i am here
[Party] [Aedora]: Lok'tar, bitches

[Party] [Seasmoke]: the cooldown on my instant heal makes me very upset
[Party] [Xael]: you can always let a couple of the folks you like the least die so it gets easier
[Party] [Seasmoke]: hmmm
[Party] [Luxe]: Bye Aedora 🙁

[Raid] [Xael]: fuck the raid, i want some monkey action!

[Raid] [Xael]: i am going to start tonight's raid with a little tune from Disturbed
[Raid] [Acabar]: i am wearing a Disturbed t-shirt right now
[Raid] [Aedora]: dude...
[Raid] [Aedora]: seriously?
[Raid] [Acabar]: seriously
[Raid] [Aedora]: i could go rub my forehead with sandpaper, but i choose not to...because much like listening to Disturbed, it is very unpleasant

[Raid] [Scarn]: i hate you Xael...I hate you with the passion of a thousand fiery suns

[Guild] [Tuefelhunden]: i don't know what the fuck. i spilled beer in my lap and now my mic doesn't work

[Guild] [Brawnizzle]: night yall, gonna go play with my chickens
[Guild] [Luxe]: is "chickens" code for balls?
[Guild] [Aedora]: he probably means chickens. if brawny were going to go play with himself, he would just say so. he's shared far worse things with me before without my asking. far more than i care to know.

[Party] [Tuefelhunden]: had to unbutton pants to allow for beer to flow downward
[Party] [Seasmoke]: Tydrene is asking if we need dps for another instance, but i think we might be too trashed.
[Party] [Aedora]: we are not too trashed. he has obviously already seen how we operate
[Party] [Luxe]: i'm way too smashed
[Party] [Luxe]: i almost fell asleep on the floor just now
[Party] [Luxe]: it was a heroic effort just to get back in my chair.

[Guild] [Luxe]: sexy. slightly dirty
Scarn has come online.
[Guild] [Seasmoke]: dirty. slightly sexy
[Guild] [Luxe]: slightly, dirty sexy
[Guild] [Scarn]: wow, that's probably not the best part of the conversation to walk into
[Guild] [Luxe]: i'm pretty sure that was as good as that conversation was gonna get

[Guild] [Necrö]: AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[Guild] [Jungos]: it's been miserable in your absence. they force me to take resto loot and sometimes elemental because i'm the only shaman. then they call me a loot whore and i cry myself to sleep.

[Guild] [Beastie]: where is everyone. it's like we have a recession in WoW
[Guild] [Jungos]: maybe everyone sold their computers for food
[Guild] [Evironrage]: fps for the poor?
[Guild] [Necrö]: lets call Obama and see if he can YES HE CAN login and help out?

[Guild] [Scarn]: OK! Double specced. time to figure out how the hell to play DPS
[Guild] [Grundom]: just roll your face across the keyboard. That's what Necro does.
[Guild] [Necrö]: now i can use the same technique to tank

[Party] [Luxe]: many stairs in this building. the architect was a sadist
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: you getting tired?
[Party] [Aedora]: we are healthy!
[Party] [Luxe]: legs like bull

Ortholk has died.
[Party] [Beauvoir]: lost los
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: yeah, stay where we can see you Orth. don't be a nub.
[Party] [Ortholk]: my mouse doesn't always "respond"
[Party] [Luxe]: maybe you need a "new one"
[Party] [Ortholk]: it is new. it's a problem common to this type of mouse
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: get a new different one
[Party] [Ortholk]: this is the only one with the button setup i like
[Party] [Luxe]: so you like the button setup, even though...they don't actually function
[Party] [Ortholk]: 🙁 it mostly works
[Party] [Luxe]: 🙁 so you can mostly tank
[Party] [Ortholk]: it's a nice mouse, other than the major malfunction
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: what kind is it. I need a mouse that fails more often

[Party] [Viciousgrin]: pull
[Party] [Ortholk]: luxe is afk
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: you sceered?
[Party] [Ortholk]: pfft
Ortholk has died.
Viciousgrin has died.
Seasmoke has died.
[Party] [Luxe]: wow, you guys wiped already. all i did was grab a bottle of water.
[Party] [Luxe]: that's amazing
[Party] [Ortholk]: no we didn't
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: shut it

[Party] [Ortholk]: wow, orcish girls have a very lascivious dance.
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: that's a big word
[Party] [Viciousgrin]: big words make me mad.

[Party] [Grundom]: If I need an enchant, I can get it from Xael. He does it for free.
[Party] [Tic]: Ya but he makes you suck dick for it.
[Party] [Luxe]: technically, that's not free.
[Party] [Aedora]: he makes you suck dick just for loggin on.
[Party] [Aedora]: maybe that's just me, he says i got a purdy mouth.
[Party] [Tic]: he makes me suck dick and i don't even logon.
[Party] [Tic]: he would call me at 5am and say, "you like that huh?".

[Party] [Grundom]: Are any of you visiting family for Easter?
[Party] [Aedora]: I'll probably visit the bottom of a few beer bottles

[Raid] [Shanatan]: let's turn out the lights and play "who's in my mouth"

[Raid] [Nicoffeine]: I ate the whole meteor. We were switching sides.
[Raid] [Sigarr]: how did it taste? mine tasted nothing like the meatball it looked like.

[Aedora] whispers: i heretofore doeth betwequeth unt sayeth unto thee, "hello".

[Guild] [Tuefelhunter]: Point of Advice: don't buy the Champagne that is sitting on the floor next to the checkout at Walmart-Liquor. I will have to finish the bottle alone... but from a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. restaurant hurricane glass. check my neck, i think im dying.

[Guild] [Taurina]: whew, that was a messy baby. idk about that whole letting-them-feed-themselves thing
[Guild] [Ejez]: that's what my friends say about me too so not necessarily just a baby thing
[Guild] [Ejez]: and now i think i've said too much
[Guild] [Taurina]: but how hard can it be. eat...swallow....drink....swallow
[Guild] [Xael]: i'll respond after i get a towel

[Guild] [Necrö]: who do i have to fuck to be promoted to raider?
[Guild] [Xael]: take it to whispers
[Guild] [Xael]: (with me)
Xael has promoted Necrö to Raider.
[Guild] [Sina]: wow, that was fast
[Guild] [Necrö]: totally. wham bam raider necro
[Guild] [Xael]: he's incredible in tells

[Party] [Xael]: You can always replace me
[Party] [Aedora]: You're irreplaceable
[Party] [Aedora]: Except by another level 80 healer

[Guild] [Xael]: i will now begin the invitation process for tonight's raid
[Guild] [Xael]: if you want to participate, please whisper me something with sexual overtones
[Guild] [Xael]: Turpid and Nutz, you have to re-whisper with sexual overtones, that was totally fail on your parts
[Guild] [Xael]: that was better Turpid
[Guild] [Xael]: Nutz, work on that. that could get us both arrested
[Guild] [Xael]: SEXUAL whispers ONLY!
[Guild] [Xael]: telling me to eff myself no longer counts

[Guild] [Killbilly]: my ballsack is huge. My GF says it's the biggest she's ever seen and apparently she's seen alot
[Guild] [Necrö]: longballs. it happens
[Guild] [Grundom]: Is your GF an Urologist?
[Guild] [Necrö]: possibly an amateur ball sack admirer
[Guild] [Killbilly]: no, she's just a whore

[Guild] [Killbilly]: who's forking out the dough for my mount?
[Guild] [Xael]: i'll pitch in for sure. i have 1g with your name on it. as a matter of fact, when i look at said coin it says "Whore"

[Guild] [Xael]: i love you guys
[Guild] [Xael]: im going to go to bed with thoughts of loving you
[Guild] [Xael]: physically

[Party] [Seasmoke]: New weapon! im brimming with excitement!
[Party] [Seasmoke]: BRIMMING!

[Guild] [Patch]: what happened last night?
[Guild] [Necrö]: wicked argument between pho and sev .. it was epic
[Guild] [Necrö]: i was just reading, laughing, crying, and smearing maple syrup all over myself

[Aedora] whispers: me es mucho bejor
To [Aedora]: bejor?
[Aedora] whispers: better? i don't know how to say it. who cares. spanish is a fake language anyway. everyone in spain knows they don't know what the fuck they are saying
[Rippjack] has come online.
[Guild] [Xael]: Riiiiiiipppppjjjjjaccccckkkkkkkk
To [Aedora]: did you see that?
To [Aedora]: kkkkkkk?
To [Aedora]: how do you draw out a letter like k
To [Aedora]: impossible
To [Aedora]: i think it would be more like: Riiiiiiiipjaaaaaaaack
To [Aedora]: or maybe Rrrrrriiiiiiipjaaaaaaaack
To [Aedora]: but either way, i must take umbrage with Xael's spelling
[Aedora] whispers: the closest is to draw out the soft part and make a white noise sound
[Aedora] whispers: unless you say kuh kuh kuh a bunch of times at the the end
To [Aedora]: Rrrrriiiiiipuhpuhpuhjuhjuhjuhaaaaakuhkuhkuh
To [Aedora]: that's really what he's saying, let's be honest.
[Aedora] whispers: that's difficult to say
To [Aedora]: i don't think anyone would. thus proving my point
[Aedora] whispers: a stutterer would say it just like that
To [Aedora]: stuttering is a fake disease
To [Aedora]: if someone with a fake stuttering disease were to speak in a fake language like spanish, would they actually make a sound?
[Aedora] whispers: well uh...
To [Aedora]: and what if they were in a forest and fell over? would you hear them?
[Aedora] whispers: false?

[Luxe] has earned the achievement [Fistful of Love]!
[Guild] [Grundom]: You fisted all of those people?
[Guild] [Grundom]: Fisted with Love I mean
[Guild] [Luxe]: very loving fisting
[Guild] [Seasmoke]: Luxe = frequent hand washer

[Party] [Xael]: Hi Miru. We need a dps for heroic VH, which means you.
[Party] [Xael]: so come on. 30 mins of thrill ride
[Party] [Xael]: never knowing what's around the next turn!
[Party] [Mirubelle]: I bet it's the first time you've ever been able to promise that long of a thrill ride, ever.
[Party] [Xael]: i don't bother usually. if it's gonna take more than 5 minutes, i lose interest.

To [Aedora]: oy. i just got my ass handed to me by a rogue in wintergrasp
[Aedora] whispers: at least he returned your ass to you
To [Aedora]: that's true...

To [Aedora]: i tell you what
[Aedora] whispers: i tell you when
To [Aedora]: are you pickin up what im puttin down?
[Aedora] whispers: are you seeing this thing?
To [Aedora]: does this make me look fat?
[Aedora] whispers: do you think this is a rash?
To [Aedora]: i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs
[Aedora] whispers: hot pockets!

Aedora receives loot: [Rubicund Scale] x5.
[Party] [Aedora]: i don't usually like scales, but these are rubicund, so i'll take them

[Guild] [Agsded]: Anyone wanna come help me kill this godforsaken motherfucker goddamn gimp ass rogue?

[Party] [Aedora]: where we're going, we don't need wheels
[Party] [Bogora]: Back to the Future ftw ... except it's roads, isn't it?
[Party] [Aedora]: never, ever correct me

To [Aedora]: aaaawe yeah! my ultimate goal in life. [5 Coins of Ancestry]!
[Aedora] whispers: i think you're lying
To [Aedora]: are you questioning my truthiness?
[Aedora] whispers: no no. i merely assert your dishonestyhood
To [Aedora]: i feel a bit of offendication
~1 minute later ...
[Aedora] whispers: gimme a minute, i'll think of something fer sure

[Guild] [Toksicity]: girls just wanna have fun!
[Guild] [Buniluv]: Girls just wanna drink cum?
[Guild] [Toksicity]: I just threw up in my mouth a little!

[Guild] [Pastry]: I'll only fuck someone if they look decent and smell good
[Guild] [Veldrane]: Correction, you'll only fuck me, your husband
[Guild] [Pastry]: You may be my husband, but it's hard to get you to put out
[Guild] [Veldrane]: I'll put out as soon as you cultivate the fields

[Guild] [Pastry]: holy jesus in buttfuckery
[Guild] [Pastry]: jono i'm going to fingerbang your knee

[Party] [Aedora]: whoa
[Party] [Seasmoke]: holy craaaaaaaap
[Party] [Seasmoke]: i make poopie
[Party] [Aedora]: that's a long fall
[Party] [Aedora]: hey Luxe, i just led Seasmoke and i off a cliff
[Party] [Aedora]: i was just typing away and then i land and i'm embarrassed and i look at the chat bar and it reads "Seasmoke has died."
[Party] [Aedora]: i knew i had killed us both

[Aedora] whispers: i was raping things in that zone
[Aedora] whispers: raping!
[Aedora] whispers: i could have just killed, but i didnt think that was enough

[Party] [Aedora]: what a painfully circuitous flight path
[Party] [Aedora]: i just went through kamagua. that's like stopping through dallas on your way to seattle from reno
[Party] [Aedora]: id like to get off the flight now

[Party] [Aedora]: DK class is so powerful
[Party] [Aedora]: ult would have died long ago fighting these things
Aedora has died.
[Party] [Aedora]: that didn't count, i don't know what happened there.
[Party] [Aedora]: i think there was a dragon attacking me

[Party] [Sacre]: we are ripping through this zone.
[Party] [Sacre]: Dks are monsters. we even walk on water. i think i may be Jesus
[Party] [Aedora]: as far as i know, death knights cannot be killed
[Party] [Sacre]: uh...i remember it meant something when the boss does that focus thing, but we seem to be doing fine so apparently it doesn't matter when you're Jesus

[Party] [Seasmoke]: oops
[Party] [Luxe]: wow. impressive strategy. ive never seen anyone flee a fight of 2 skeles by running into 8 more
[Party] [Seasmoke]: backing out slowly didn't seem to help there
[Party] [Luxe]: pulling out is not a perfect form of death control. you need some kind of ass kicking prophalactic
[Party] [Luxe]: HAHAHA. shit, i am funny. did you catch what i did there?
[Party] [Seasmoke]: lol u said shit!

[Party] [Aedora]: these guys are strong, like bull
[Party] [Aedora]: i farted and lit a match
[Party] [Aedora]: that whole section of the room is destroyed

[1. General] [Gutspill]: I'm gunna find you healers and when i do
[1. General] [Gutspill]: im gunna invite you so hard

[Party] [Seasmoke]: and you shall be the mitey aedora. and you shall speak words from movies for which no one can gain reference

[Party] [Luxe]: sweet! we made it! Seasmoke and i in one piece, aedora just a little chewed on
[Party] [Aedora]: i looked like the piece of steak fat you had to eventually pull out of your mouth and discreetly place on your plate
[Party] [Seasmoke]: for us it would be the one leaf on your artichoke heart that is WAY to fibrous to consume
[Party] [Luxe]: ah yes. vegan humor. gets them every time
[Party] [Aedora]: i picture you saying that in a girl voice, Seasmoke
[Party] [Seasmoke]: o yeah
[Party] [Seasmoke]: i just said that in my mind with the kool aid voice

[Party] [Luxe]: that's a nice looking weapon. I should have ninja'd it
[Party] [Aedora]: i know, i'm gonna use this bitch way passed it usefulness

[Guild] [Mooaknight]: i have taken a small sized rockpile in the dragonblight into my possession! it shall be the first building block for my empire! mootopia!

[Guild] [Kickingbird]: I'm going to go build a cup of coffee
[Guild] [Andypanda]: Build? Are you making it out of legos?

[Guild] [Kyvia]: /t Zarafiel Then I would rub you down with vanilla KY and give you a tongue bath, minding to lick between your toes how you like.
[Guild] [Zarafiel]: /DUEL

[Raid] [Phoenyks]: im out of coffee.... /wrists

[Guild] [Sukii]: [Icy Veins] now back off
[Guild] [Serger]: they gave you that so you could make water faster

Guild Message of the Day: Tony Stark built this guild in a Cave, using SCRAPS!

[Guild] [Kenjii]: you sure drink a lot. like aussies.
[Guild] [Jayskrilla]: yall wanna adopt me?
[Guild] [Kenjii]: sure. but we don't say yall. you will need to come to terms with that.

[Party] [Strabo]: how much do i owe you?
[Party] [Evironrage]: nothing
[Party] [Evironrage]: get that out of there
[Party] [Strabo]: no
[Party] [Evironrage]: i dont have time to discuss it
[Party] [Strabo]: take it whore

[Party] [Xael]: i did Pee Vee Pee! and i owned face
[Party] [Xael]: when i wasn't dead
[Party] [Aedora]: there were faces that belonged to others, but now they have to pay rent on them, as Xael has taken the lease.

[Party] [Strabo]: now this is better. everyone else is alive and Xael is dead.

[Guild] [Ornithoid]: And I said unto Jayskrilla: Noob! And the guild saw that it was good.

Welcome to Hellfire Citadel: Ramparts.
Aedora drops a little deuce in fear.
[Party] [Aedora]: I feel overwhelmed. This cannot be done.
[Party] [Aedora]: I'm loggin.

[Party] [Jaeleth]: put on your heal gear
[Party] [Spliffy]: this is my heal gear... dick

[Party] [Aedora]: the quality of Xael's dps has always been salvation army

Dejavu receives loot: [Ambusher's Cloak of Strength].
[Party] [Spliffy]: wtf man????
Dejavu recieves loot: [Adamantite Ore]
[Party] [Spliffy]: jesus freakin' christ and you took my ore too???
[Party] [Spliffy]: way to fuck yourself out of a heal bitch

[Party] [Aedora]: Let's kick some ass, parapalegic style.

[Party] [Pisces]: I've been leveling my baby priest, but i keep forgetting i'm the healer.
[Party] [Pisces]: then people start dying, and i'm like, where are the fucking heals, man?

[Guild] [Seijo]: Blood Elf racial should be an ability to teleport yourself on top of the nearest mailbox to make an ass of yourself

[Party] [Luxe]: Holy! ... That scared the bejeezus outa me.
[Party] [Kyletheolder]: same
[Party] [Kyletheolder]: only... not bejeezus

[Party] [Seasmoke]: Sorry I didn't see that dragoon and then I blew your sheep
[Party] [Luxe]: gross
[Party] [Seasmoke]: It's only gross the first time
[Party] [Luxe]: I'm pretty sure its gross every time

[Party] [Seasmoke]: eh ...hem ... mages SUCK at healing. Do you remember that time when I almost died and I was like "HEAL ME!" and you didnt?!

[Party] [Fredrickus]: never been this deep before
[Party] [Sergio]: you need more + penetration gear

[Party] [Aedora]: Hey Luxe, Xael called me a momma's boy today. If it wasn't true I woulda been pissed.
[Party] [Aedora]: So instead I went to mom's house.

[Guild] [Demonclaw]: Oh, I just had to log back in and thank you Xael for the father's day flowers. I didn't think you knew about me and your mom.

[Party] [Aedora]: Fuck that quest, fuck it right in its sandy butthole.
[Party] [Luxe]: I hate everything! asdjq8743y80r9q3y4cqweifmcu0q984urmv
[Party] [Aedora]: I will decipher this code and get back to you.
[Party] [Luxe]: This quest blows. I'm tuckered out and my ass hurts from sitting all day.
[Party] [Luxe]: So I think I'll go sit some more on the couch and watch TV.
[Party] [Luxe]: And then I'll just turn into one big butt cheek. People will come over to the house and say, "WTF is that?" And Chris will have to explain: "That's just my wife. She sat herself into oblivion."

[Party] [Aedora]: Ohhhh, how the tiredness does cut, it cuts like a knife, but it feels so right
[Party] [Aedora]: I took Uldaman for granted, but how was I to know?

[Party] [Seasmoke]: Sorry guys, almost had him, but I'm only 22% immune to ass kickings.
[Party] [Luxe]: I'm almost 10% sure we could have killed him with rocks.

[Party] [Huntix]: You built a camp fire?
[Party] [Sergio]: Spirit buff
[Party] [Sergio]: I've seen it save entire raids

[Party] [Pisces]: Mage dagger damage on magic immune skeles = miss, miss, 2, miss, dodge, miss, miss, 3, miss, dodge, 7 (woohoo!), miss, miss, etc

[Guild] [Ekbalaam]: bb in about 10 min, making a milk shake
[Guild] [Pipe]: code for pron
[Guild] [Rauck]: hardpore corn
[Guild] [Pipe]: some pinky corn

[Party] [Seasmoke]: well i have skills a mount and can wear plate now .. and it appears i have shit myself

[Party] [Seasmoke]: the green pants look cooler
[Party] [Luxe]: people will be more impressed by the blue when they peek up your dress
[Party] [Seasmoke]: I think they will be most impressed by the size of my balls when they look up my dress

[Party] [Aedora]: you are looking pretty sexy, andy
[Party] [Aedora]: may i make love to you? I'll play stevie wonder, songs in the key of life

[Aedora] whispers: you already in MC? Is it hot with your tiny FR?

[Guild] [Sergio]: A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states

[Party] [Aedora]: i may not have known the fuck i was doing there.
[Party] [Aedora]: many things were hit.

[Guild] [Sergio]: about 5 more bubbles and i shall be more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Party] [Aedora]: Fly high against the sky, Xael! So high you almost touch the sky.
[Party] [Aedora]: Thank me, thank me, thank god for me.
[Party] [Xael]: did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeero?
[Party] [Aedora]: You can fly higher than an eagle, because I am the wind beneath your wings.
[Party] [Luxe]: This is a beautiful moment, would you like some privacy?
[Party] [Aedora]: FLY!!!!!....FLY!!!!....

[Guild] [Sergio]: Of course, i'll encourage this addiction by putting chemicals in my food, such as monosodium glutamate...and my TV commercials will be crafted to psychologically effect people, making them hungry and wanting to come to my warp-burger serving fast food chain. I'll be rich!
[Guild] [Stonecow]: rich adamantite deposits make me so happy in the pants
[Guild] [Sergio]: Kids who'll get addicted to my food, grow up eating it, will teach their kids to eat it as well.
[Guild] [Stonecow]: You sound like the evil bunny from hoodwinked
[Guild] [Sergio]: And you sound like you found my rich adamantite node, which i lost earlier in Nagrand. Just mail me whatever you found in it, and thanks for your courtesy!

[Party] [Luxe]: It appears that at some point, I gave the rogue Intellect.
[Party] [Aedora]: That's why I've been contemplating string theory. I was wondering wtf was going on.

[Party] [Seasmoke]: These next guys suck in a firey burning style. If I remember correctly, we'll wipe twice on them.
~ 2 minutes later...
[Party] [Huntix]: Yeah, did i mention i hate these guys
[Party] [Luxe]: It would help if Rickyy didn't keep going LD.
[Party] [Sergio]: Verizon crits you for 19,384 damage. You die.
[Party] [Seasmoke]: I'm switching my cell service to ATT tomorrow.
[Party] [Sergio]: If warriors could wear some kind of concrete reinforced plate I'd be alive.
[Party] [Luxe]: Because you'd never be able to walk out of your house

[Party] [Aedora]: Look at me, I'm the only man in this group. Bunch of women and one feminine little BE.
[Party] [Aedora]: Hell knows where the testosterone is.
[Party] [Aedora]: I demand first rez.

[Party] [Seasmoke]: I spec'd so hard into prot I lost res!
[Party] [Seasmoke]: it's a shitstorm of buff confusion

[Party] [Luxe]: Sea, you ran right into him
[Party] [Seasmoke]: at least i wasn't running away!
[Party] [Seijo]: ankles. grab. now
[Party] [Chilam]: I think i wet myself. Am i in a puddle?

[Guild] [Seasmoke]: You know i just noticed how EPIC my new flying mount is...
[Guild] [Xael]: ass
[Guild] [Seasmoke]: EPIC ASS
[Guild] [Seasmoke]: I experience assness at +280%, +340 with crusader assness

[Aedora] whispers: i totally soloed vancleef just now

[Guild] [Sleepwalkr]: do tou want me to dypo group
[Guild] [Xael]: wtf is dypo
[Guild] [Xael]: and wtf is tou
[Guild] [Sleepwalkr]: yo[i

[Party] [Xael]: click this thing, stop staring at my butt
[Party] [Seasmoke]: orc butt ... amazing

[Guild] [Sergio]: I think communism doesn't work

Vazruden yells: Is there no one left to test me?
[Party] [Aedora]: he said that as i was fleeing beside him
[Party] [Aedora]: it's like, i'm right here dude.
[Party] [Aedora]: guess i was no test for him.

[Party] [Aedora]: I'm having a fridge delivered today for nothing but beer. If you want to express your jealousy, now is the time.